Naked farmers and their tools

Farmers in South Africa are posing naked for charity, and the Transvaal Agricultural Union is shocked:

"The union distances itself from the actions of these
farmers and due to the Christian character of our union, we can not
identify ourselves with it," he said in a statement.

But Mr Blignaut said there was no question of vulgarity, as the eight farmers posed discreetly with farm implements.

Men! If they’re all fat and flabby, no wonder they’re preoccupied with the size of their tools. Ho ho ho.