Wow, how’d I miss this one?
Prison thug escapes to give his wife flowers
Amy Stewart sums it up perfectly on her blog, Dirt,
Husbands everywhere, take note. You have no excuses. If a guy behind
bars can figure out a way to bring flowers to his sweetheart, so can
you.
On another note, I almost like this sentence in the article as much as the whole story:
He admitted perverting the course of justice by absconding from jail.
Wow. I mean, wow.
POLLENATRIX 