Santa furious with orchid-eating reindeer, children

I simply do not know what to make of this story. Is it for real?

“Forget the jolly ol’ ho-ho-ho Santa you know and love, this Santa is furious:

Rudolph and the other reindeer who help him deliver toys to kids around the world every Christmas are grazing on the rare orchids and other flowers that grow on his property.

And he isn’t so thrilled with children these days, either.”

Does Santa really wear “a furry cape made of dogskin“??? What a nightmare!